nobuta *kon*
( Jan. 28th, 2012 01:00 pm)
Sign-ups are open for the Rare Women Fic Exchange ([livejournal.com profile] rarewomen), a challenge for underrepresented female characters; here's the list of nominated fandoms and characters from which participants can choose. See also the rules and timeline if you're interested in the exchange. Sign-ups close on February 8th.

I'm still internally debating which large fandom I want to request--The Social Network? X-Men: First Class? Hikaru no Go?--but I'm excited about signing up as soon as I've gotten that worked out. (My small fandoms I'm already set on: Suits and Nobuta wo Produce.)
Two Asian women kissing, eyes closed. Text: "jain"
( Jan. 15th, 2012 08:42 pm)
I was doing a bit of AO3 housecleaning, addressing gift fic to people who hadn't had AO3 accounts when I'd originally posted the stories, and I became curious as to the ratio of gift fic to non-gift fic that I've written. The results were fairly dramatic: 102 : 66. (I counted fic written for remix exchanges as gift fic and didn't count fic written for kink meme prompts.) This means that 65% of my fic was written for other people! Of course, when one considers how prone to procrastination I am, the reasons for this become abundantly clear; I pretty much require a sense of social obligation to force me to get shit done.

If I were a better person, I'd consider this a sign that I ought to work to become more self-motivated. As it is, however, I'll instead rely upon you to give me a much needed nudge. I have a baker's dozen WIPs, any of which I ought to be able to finish within a week or two if I really buckled down, and all of which I've been dragging my feet on finishing (some of them for years). Help me decide what to write?

Poll #9124
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 11



Which WIP should I finish first?

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(Akihabara@deep, Akira/Izumu) Box and Page aren't dealing well with their crushes on each other. Akira and Izumu think they're idiots.
0 (0.0%)

"Beiteinu" (Inception, Arthur/Eames) Eames forges a yurt.
1 (9.1%)

"The Dream Parlor" (Inception, Eames/Yusuf) Eames starts frequenting Yusuf's establishment.
0 (0.0%)

"Noise" (Inception, Arthur/Eames) Arthur finds dirty talk uninspiring. He makes Eames shut up in bed.
2 (18.2%)

(Inception, Arthur/Eames) Consensual somnophilia. (This one's basically a PWP.)
0 (0.0%)

"Lunch Date" (Nobuta wo Produce, Akira/Mariko) Akira gets a girlfriend. He's not really sure how that happened.
2 (18.2%)

"Better Together" (Numb3rs, Don/Charlie) Charlie wants to date Amita; he doesn't want to stop sleeping with Don.
2 (18.2%)

(Numb3rs, gen) It can be difficult having Charlie for a little brother.
1 (9.1%)

(Sherlock, Irene/Anthea) "A Scandal in Belgravia" fix-it.
4 (36.4%)

"The Clothes Make the Man" (Suits, Jessica/Mike) Crossdressing fic.
1 (9.1%)

"Three Saturday Mornings at Harvey's Apartment" (Suits, either Jessica/Harvey or Jessica/Mike/Harvey) Just what the title says.
2 (18.2%)

(The Social Network, Mark/Eduardo) Bondage fic, maybe with some light D/s.
5 (45.5%)

"Practical Arrangement" (X-Men: First Class, Erik/Charles/Angel) Angel tries to solidify her position in the group of mutants Charles is gathering.
2 (18.2%)

Title: Five Times Mark Shared a Bed in College
Author: Jain
Pairing: Mark/Erica, Mark/Chris, Mark/Eduardo
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 3226
Author's notes: Written for [personal profile] flyingthesky for [community profile] 3_ships.
Permanent link: "Five Times Mark Shared a Bed in College" on AO3

Five Times Mark Shared a Bed in College )
star trek uhura love
( Jan. 9th, 2012 02:59 pm)
You know what would be awesome? If big bang challenges allowed writers to sign up to create complementary works: remixes or sequels or prequels or missing scenes or etc. of the big bang stories. I'm thinking 2500 words minimum of complementary work per 10,000 words minimum of big bang would be reasonable, so, e.g., for a big bang challenge with a 20,000 word minimum, the complementary work would have a 5000 word minimum. If the moderators chose, they might allow the original authors to specify in their sign-ups what type(s) of complementary work they preferred, just as some big bangs currently allow authors to state a preference for art or fanmixes.

As a writer, I'd love to be able to participate in big bang challenges (even as I'm resigned to the fact that I'll likely never write a story exceeding 8500 words), and as a part of the audience, I'd really enjoy reading the complementary stories that big bangs could produce, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. And there are plenty of authors who would like having their work engaged with in this way, right? Win-win-win, all around.
Patrick Stewart clasping his hands together in front of his chest and grinning. Text: "Oh squee indeed"
( Jan. 8th, 2012 04:30 pm)
So, my computer failure turned out not to be the motherboard--which is what the computer geeks in my life had been speculating based on my description of the failure--but instead my hard drive. This had the potential to be very, very bad, since I am lazy about backing up my files, but! My brother was able to recover all of my data!!! It took some doing, including sticking my dying hard drive in the freezer for a bit and retrieving the data with a computer running Linux when it became evident that the computer running Windows just could. not. do it., but in the end he prevailed.

This also means that I didn't have to replace my entire computer, but just the hard drive, which is much easier on my pocketbook (even if I am the tiniest bit sad that I can't justify buying a laptop anymore). The replacement of my hard drive went something like this:

Me: So, how much will a new hard drive cost me? And how quickly can it get here, like, two days? I don't want to wait too much longer to have a functioning computer.
Brother: (turns to rummage in one of his drawers for a bit) Well, I can give you this two terabyte one for $100.

So I now have a gorgeous, huge new hard drive, and my computer is running smoothly again, and I'm trying out Linux and really enjoying it, and basically my brother's the best thing ever. \o/

And now I'm going to go back up my data. :-)
Title: In the Job Description
Author: Jain
Characters: Donna, Harvey
Rating: G
Word count: 786
Summary: Two people, one hotel bed.
Author's notes: Written for [archiveofourown.org profile] lionessvalenti for [livejournal.com profile] fandom_stocking.
Permanent link: "In the Job Description" on AO3

In the Job Description )
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Mycroft Holmes (BBC Sherlock version) from waist down, legs crossed dapperly and leaning on his umbrella.
( Jan. 3rd, 2012 09:03 pm)
I was hoping this season of Sherlock would rekindle my interest in the fandom, but so far the only fic I want to see is the AU in which spoilers for A Scandal in Belgravia )
So, 2011 went out with a bang for me, in the sense that three of the most important machines in my life experienced a critical mechanical failure:

1) my cellphone died

2) my computer crashed (I haven't yet tried to retrieve data; cross your fingers for me!)

3) the car's transmission failed...or perhaps is failing? I can't be sure because:

3A) I got a flat tire at the same time as the transmission failure, so I can't tell how much of the resultant grinding and jerkiness of the car was due to the transmission and how much to the flat tire.

Oh, and I also developed a topical allergy to coconut oil, which is really inconvenient considering that my preferred soap, shampoo, and deodorant all contain the stuff and straight coconut oil is my favorite winter moisturizer.

So, yeah, 2011 has not been the greatest (and that's not even getting into the earlier part of the year). I'm obscurely reassured by the fact that most of my dwircle and flist also had bad 2011s, and I'll repeat--somewhat belatedly--everyone's wishes for a better new year for all of us!

And I've not really been one for New Year's resolutions, but this year I'm feeling the urge, so:

My 2012 New Year's Resolutions

1) Read a book per week. This past year my fanfiction : published fiction reading ratio was completely unbalanced, and I'd like to correct that a little.
2) Exercise once a week. Obviously, more than once a week would be healthier and better, but it would also be less likely to get done. I'm opting for practicality in this.
3) Post to DW once a week. (This post counts! Only 51 posts to go.)
4) Write a story per month. Last year I wrote ten nine (miscounted due to 3 Ships, which straddles the end of the year) stories, which is actually better than I thought I'd done before I just counted them, but I'd like to write more next year.
Current stats on my New Year's resolutions:

Books read: 6/52
Stories written: 1/12
Weeks in which I blogged at least once: 4/52
Weeks in which I exercised at least once: 4/52
Mycroft Holmes (BBC Sherlock version) from waist down, legs crossed dapperly and leaning on his umbrella.
( Dec. 31st, 2011 06:00 pm)
The Good Wife: A Little Less Conversation (Alicia/Kalinda); 1493 words
Hornblower: One Night (Horatio/Archie); 1075 words
Inception: Home Safe (Arthur/Eames); 2946 words
The Losers: Observation (Clay/Cougar/Jensen); 1409 words
The Losers: Option B (Cougar/Jensen); 1845 words
Regeneration: On Leave (Wilfred Owen/Robbie Ross); 1202 words
Sherlock: A Quiet Evening In (Mycroft/Sherlock); 1619 words
Sherlock: Solid Comfort (Mycroft/Sherlock); 3334 words
Sherlock: Straight Through the Heart (John/Lestrade); 1998 words
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Patrick Stewart clasping his hands together in front of his chest and grinning. Text: "Oh squee indeed"
( Dec. 28th, 2011 01:14 pm)
This year I'm dogsitting in an apartment with no internet access and my computer died two days before Christmas, and somehow I've created a list of Yuletide recs anyway. (Compare this to years in which I've had 24/7 internet access and never managed to rec a single story.) I'm putting this amazing feat down to the magic of the Kindle--I go home every day or two to download new fic off the AO3 and then read it at my leisure later--and to my own spirit of perversity.

I'm planning to do a second set of recs just for The Eagle (plus any additional awesome stories I might read between now and then), but for now here are a dozen recs in:

Babel-17, Billy Elliot, The Breakfast Club, The Left Hand of Darkness, Lucky Starr series, My Drunk Kitchen, Nobuta wo Produce, Rizzoli & Isles, Suits )
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Title: Home Safe
Author: Jain
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2946
Summary: Arthur takes Eames to one of his safehouses.
Author's note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] cephilapod for [livejournal.com profile] dream_holiday.
Permanent link: "Home Safe" on AO3

Home Safe )
nobuta wo produce
( Dec. 9th, 2011 02:56 pm)
I finally uploaded seven of my older stories to the AO3 (including the first fanfic I ever completed, back in Spring 2002; I have no idea how that one managed to slip through the cracks, but somehow it never managed to migrate over to the AO3). The popslash stories have been available on my website for years, but the others were written for various fic exchanges and never crossposted elsewhere until today. In reverse chronological order:

Halfway Respectable
Havemercy, Adamo/Balfour, 1046 words
After the dissolution of the Dragon Corps, the airmen follow different paths.

Correspondence
Havemercy, Thom/Balfour, 5183 words
Thom had never had occasion to think overlong on Volstov's mail service as a student.

Efflorescence
Star Trek XI, Uhura/Sulu, 2591 words
Uhura finds what she's looking for.

Different
Nobuta wo Produce, Shuuji/Akira, 100 words
Shuuji makes a new friend.

Obedience
'N Sync, Backstreet Boys, AJ/Justin, 194 words
Justin's a good boy.

Competition
'N Sync, Chris/Lance, 184 words
"What do you mean, 'Nick Carter's hotter'?"

Better than Fine
'N Sync, Chris/Lance, 495 words
Chris isn't sick anymore. Really.

And I'm pretty sure that's all the loose fic I had lying around. Now to update my website rest on my laurels, have a celebratory cup of wine, and procrastinate on updating my website for another year or two.
Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist leaning against a truck. Text: "Ford is a metaphor for our love"
( Nov. 24th, 2011 03:50 pm)
I may have found one of my Yuletide fandoms for next year, thanks to this fascinating post on Leyendecker and the Arrow Collar Man, examining the artwork of J.C. Leyendecker, magazine cover and advertisement illustrator in the 1900-1930s. I particularly like the illustration of the soldiers and nurse on board the U.S.S. Leviathan and the one with the man and woman supporting a book. Early 20th century homoeroticism for the win!
Patrick Stewart clasping his hands together in front of his chest and grinning. Text: "Oh squee indeed"
( Nov. 19th, 2011 07:41 am)
Thank you so much for participating in this exchange and for offering one or more of my requested fandoms! Two important things I wanted to tell you:

* Optional details are optional. I've offered several possible hooks for a story in each of my requests because that's how I like to write for exchanges, but if your creativity is sparked in other ways, or if you just don't like any of my suggestions, then feel free to ignore them and write a different story for those characters.

* Yuletide tends to be a high-pressure exchange for a lot of people, and while I'm not trying to invalidate your feelings if you're one of them, I do want to encourage you to not worry too much. I haven't found a single story for Babel-17, Purple Hibiscus, or Things Fall Apart, and while Havemercy is a more popular small fandom, Kouje/Mamoru isn't a popular pairing, so there's pretty much nothing you could write that I wouldn't coo over for the very fact of its existence.

As I said, I tend to prefer more info rather than less when writing for exchanges. If you feel the same, then please check out my general fic kinks and squicks post and/or continue reading:

Babel-17, Havemercy, Purple Hibiscus, Things Fall Apart )
Dragon (Kazul from the Enchanted Forest Chronicles) reading a book and eating chocolate mousse.
( Nov. 13th, 2011 09:03 am)
Yuletide nominations are open for the next 36 hours (closing time for Yuletide nominations), so be sure to get yours in if you're participating/considering participating in Yuletide. Before nominating your three fandoms, you might want to check out this spreadsheet of already nominated fandoms and characters so that you don't waste a nomination if one or more of your fandom-character(s) combos has already been nominated. Remember that nominations are being reviewed continuously, and once a nomination has been approved or rejected you can't change it, so be certain of your choices before submitting the form.

As previously mentioned, I've nominated Havemercy, Purple Hibiscus, and Things Fall Apart. I still have one character slot open for Havemercy and three open for Purple Hibiscus, so leave a comment if you want me to add your favorite to either of those fandoms' character lists.
A woman in a kimono holds a pubescent boy. Image from a Japanese woodblock print.
( Nov. 7th, 2011 10:30 pm)
* I've turned off anonymous commenting on my LJ, after several weeks of near-daily spam that finally reached a peak of five comments in two hours. I only receive legitimate anonymous comments once in a blue moon, so I hope this won't be too much of an inconvenience for y'all. My DW is still set to allow anonymous commenting (for as long as the spammers avoid my DW, anyway), so anyone who reads me on LJ can click through to the DW mirror if you want or need to comment anonymously to one of my posts.

* [community profile] 3_ships is doing something new and exciting this year: in addition to the regular exchange, a threesomes (and moresomes) prompt meme is being run on AO3. Anyone can submit up to three threesome prompts, whether or not you're participating in the exchange (and whether or not you're planning to fill a prompt that someone else left). And, if you are inspired by one of the prompts left by someone else, you can fill the prompt even if you haven't signed up for the exchange. ETA: Also, unlike the I Saw Three Ships exchange which is fic-only, the prompt meme accepts a variety of fanworks, including art, icons, vids, etc. </ETA>

I'm hoping to write an extra story or two for the Cookie Jar meme, but so far none of the prompts is speaking to me, so I'd really love it if more people stuffed the meme with their threesome prompts.

* If you're participating in Yuletide (or considering doing so) but don't follow the [livejournal.com profile] yuletide comm, you might want to know about this Yuletide character- and fandom-coordination post, where folk are designating nominators for fandoms and/or characters so that multiple people don't end up nominating the same thing, as well as offering any open slots for character nominations up for grabs.

By the way, I'm nominating the Havemercy series by Jaida Jones and Danielle Bennett (Balfour, Kouje, Mamoru), Purple Hibiscus by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie (Jaja), and Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe (Ekwefi, Ezinma, Ikemefuna, Nwoye). Let me know if you want me to add another character to either the Havemercy or Purple Hibiscus character list!
A woman in a kimono holds a pubescent boy. Image from a Japanese woodblock print.
( Nov. 5th, 2011 07:09 pm)
Thanks for signing up to write for me! If you'd find it helpful, I have a fairly exhaustive general kinks and squicks post that you can check out. I'm open to either triangles or V-relationships in all of my requested fandoms; I've noted below which character I'd prefer to be the fulcrum of the vee, but if you have a seriously awesome story idea that runs counter to my preferences, then please go for it.

Specific details for 2Cellos - 'Smooth Criminal,' Bend It Like Beckham, Inception, The Social Network )
Title: Solid Comfort
Author: Jain
Pairing: Mycroft/Sherlock
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 3334
Warnings: fat-phobic language
Summary: Sherlock deals very badly with his desires. Mycroft understands him anyway.
Author's notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] brighteyed_jill for [livejournal.com profile] holmestice.
Permanent link: "Solid Comfort" on AO3

Solid Comfort )
Title: Straight Through the Heart
Author: Jain
Pairing: John/Lestrade
Rating: G
Word count: 2000
Summary: Lestrade notices John.
Author's notes: Remix of Middles by [livejournal.com profile] wallhaditcoming for [livejournal.com profile] sherlock_remix.
Permanent link: "Straight Through the Heart" on AO3

Straight Through the Heart )
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