Ferrets

[jain]

I think there needs to be a crossover in which Dirk is really a transfigured Draco Malfoy. And of course he'll get changed back at some point, and he and Lance will hook up, and the entire time Lance will be incredibly squicked at the fact that he's having sex with his ferret.

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[viggorlijah.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAA!

I really can't say much more except that that's a fabulous bunny (ferret) and I would love to read it. Absolutely love to.

Draco would get a matching rhinestone collar with "Dirk" on it, just to smirk and piss Lance off.

[jain]

That's a brilliant idea. Might I borrow it for the story? *smiles winningly and hopefully*