Ferrets

[jain]

I think there needs to be a crossover in which Dirk is really a transfigured Draco Malfoy. And of course he'll get changed back at some point, and he and Lance will hook up, and the entire time Lance will be incredibly squicked at the fact that he's having sex with his ferret.

Comments

[viggorlijah.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAA!

I really can't say much more except that that's a fabulous bunny (ferret) and I would love to read it. Absolutely love to.

Draco would get a matching rhinestone collar with "Dirk" on it, just to smirk and piss Lance off.

[tsnu.livejournal.com]

bwahahahahaha! ::rofl::

[aproposofnothin.livejournal.com]

Back away from the crack pipe!!!! ;)

(Just as soon as you write this, yes.)

crack-inspired bunny!

[dine.livejournal.com]

oh pleasepleaseplease write this! I totally love the idea; the possibilities for fun and strangeness are so there.

[jain]

That's a brilliant idea. Might I borrow it for the story? *smiles winningly and hopefully*

[jain]

I'm glad you liked it.

[jain]

I've been coming up with the strangest ideas lately. I'm actually writing het...Britney/David Bowie. And the Draco as Dirk story is underway, though unfortunately I'm a very slow writer and probably won't finish it for quite a while.

[jain]

Thanks so much for the encouragement; I never expected people other than myself to consider this story idea worthwhile. The story's in progress, though considering my typical writing speed I won't have it finished for at least another month.