Lord of the Bands

Late night pondering while lying in bed and then writing in my notebook with the light off so as not to disturb my sister brought me this:

[Edited to add...]
Frodo...Justin
Sam...Joey
Gollum...Nick
Merry...Howie
Pippin...AJ
Aragorn...Kevin
Legolas...JC
Gimli...Chris
Boromir...Lance
Gandalf...Brian
Éomer...Nelly
Théoden...Michael Jackson
Faramir...Craig David
Tom Bombadil...David Bowie

Arwen...Jessica
Galadriel...Shakira
Éowyn...Mandy
Goldberry...Britney
Rosie...Christina

Sauron...Lou
Saruman...Eminem
Wormtongue...Carson Daly