If I could name my ideal job, it would be either taking standardized tests or filling out sex surveys. I just find them irresistable. (Which makes me think "exhibitionism" should probably be on my list, too, but I already have my ten items.)


1. cross-dressing boys (and girls, to a lesser extent)
2. boys in make-up
3. girls in corsets
4. people eating fruit with their fingers
5. boys holding hands
6. boys kissing
7. tattoos (pretty, tasteful ones--though keep in mind that I consider AJ's to be both)
8. dancing
9. male figureskaters
10. cleaning the mocha containers at Starbucks (They're these large metal containers, and when the mocha's expired you have to take the full container and run warm water into it, and if you put your hand into the mocha it's cold and gloppy and it gets warmer and wetter with each moment...)
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