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Paradox by Bartleby. Kevin spit into the sink and looked down at himself. "Shit. Shit!" He pinched himself. Hard. "Ow! Shit!" He yanked the waistband of his shorts open and examined the contents carefully. "Fuck!" A serious lack of penis overriding any curiosity he might have had about his breasts. He grabbed AJ's wrist.
"My dick is gone!" He said frantically. "I turned into a girl!"
"For real?" AJ arched an eyebrow. "Can I touch your boobs?"
"What!? No!"
"Not even just a little tweak?" AJ pinched his fingers together in demonstration.
"No! And quit being an asshole, you gotta help me fix this!"
"I'm not gonna help you stuff your shorts, man, if that's what you're looking for."
"My dick is gone!" He said frantically. "I turned into a girl!"
"For real?" AJ arched an eyebrow. "Can I touch your boobs?"
"What!? No!"
"Not even just a little tweak?" AJ pinched his fingers together in demonstration.
"No! And quit being an asshole, you gotta help me fix this!"
"I'm not gonna help you stuff your shorts, man, if that's what you're looking for."