I have a phoneline and dial-up internet in my apartment! I've no idea how I managed to survive the past three and a half months of having only an hour per day (or less) of online time at the library, but that's all over and done with now! Merciful heaven, I can read slash stories that are longer than twenty pages once again! And, you know, resume contact with friends and family members who must have assumed I dropped of the face of the earth. And then read more slash! And look at naked pictures!
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