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Coldhearted by Jae. "Lance, I think we've gotta take a stand here. Make a new rule: after this bet's over, no more sex with Backstreet Boys. Specifically, no threesomes with AJ. For anyone."
"I don't know," Lance said. "I don't think I can get behind that rule. I think it's kind of funny. Among other things."
"You're missing the big picture, Bass. Sure, I wouldn't mind seeing Justin a few more mornings after AJ's taken him apart." Lance snickered. "All right, I wouldn't mind watching AJ take him apart a couple times."
Lance laughed. "See, you're coming around. It'll be fun for the whole family."
"Oh, you laugh now, but wait'll they start bringing him on tour with us. And you know they will. We'll say no, but Justin will yell and JC will be very, very hurt and confused, and soon there's a sixth member of 'N Sync. It'll be like having a bad stepfather. He'll be lying all over the bus, boots on the couch, drinking all our beer and hogging the remote. And all his idiot friends will come over and play their Metallica CDs too loud and call us wusses, until we're all cowering in our bunks. I'm telling you, we've got to nip this thing in the bud."
"I think it might be too late, Chris," Lance said, looking over. AJ leaned past JC again and tapped Justin's knee, said something low. Justin looked up and laughed and released his deathgrip on JC's hand. AJ winked and sat back. This time, his arm was definitely brushing JC's.
"Oh, goddammit," Chris said. "Looks like AJ McLean's going to be our new daddy."
"I don't know," Lance said. "I don't think I can get behind that rule. I think it's kind of funny. Among other things."
"You're missing the big picture, Bass. Sure, I wouldn't mind seeing Justin a few more mornings after AJ's taken him apart." Lance snickered. "All right, I wouldn't mind watching AJ take him apart a couple times."
Lance laughed. "See, you're coming around. It'll be fun for the whole family."
"Oh, you laugh now, but wait'll they start bringing him on tour with us. And you know they will. We'll say no, but Justin will yell and JC will be very, very hurt and confused, and soon there's a sixth member of 'N Sync. It'll be like having a bad stepfather. He'll be lying all over the bus, boots on the couch, drinking all our beer and hogging the remote. And all his idiot friends will come over and play their Metallica CDs too loud and call us wusses, until we're all cowering in our bunks. I'm telling you, we've got to nip this thing in the bud."
"I think it might be too late, Chris," Lance said, looking over. AJ leaned past JC again and tapped Justin's knee, said something low. Justin looked up and laughed and released his deathgrip on JC's hand. AJ winked and sat back. This time, his arm was definitely brushing JC's.
"Oh, goddammit," Chris said. "Looks like AJ McLean's going to be our new daddy."